Thursday, 23 November 2017
Ideas, ideas, ideas
Hello dear backers!
Thanks again for getting involved, I know you will love the finished product and it’s awesome to get to 55% funded at the time of writing this e-mail. I’m currently sat in a cafe (just having had a cooked breakfast where they’ve inexplicably added ‘peanut butter’ on the side of the plate as a condiment) trying to come up with picture ideas. If you can think of any FAMOUS PERSON / HOUSEHOLD CHORE combo you’d like to see make the book then get in touch and I’ll have a go at drawing it.
My latest picture is of Robert Smith, the front man of one of my favourite bands of all time The Cure - doing that thing where you cant work out why you’ve got so many odd socks after doing a big wash. I’m sure you can tell by now that you’ve clearly backed a quality project. More news soon - please keep spreading the word and we can make this happen.
Bush xxx
Comments
I'd really like to see Brian May and Anita Dobson getting hair out of the plughole in their bath. Bet that happens all the time.
posted 24th November 2017
Dave, Martin and Fletch from Depeche Mode (all great characters to draw PLUS they are touring at the moment, so it's topical). Fletch and Martin on the sofa, having to lift their feet up, while Dave vacuums underneath.
posted 24th November 2017
P.S. Also Bush, not being a feminist weirdo or anything but are their any women in your book? Come on, man...we all know Halle Berry has to empty her coffee grounds down the loo so they don't block the sink. And I bet Katie Price pours warm water over her frosty windscreen. Oh, and Kate Middleton DEFINITELY uses a pair of old pants as a duster....
posted 24th November 2017
How about Boy George and Carol Vorderman separating glass from all the other recycling because the bin men won’t take it all mixed together?
posted 24th November 2017
Also, Kate Bush (in my head, she’s your aunt) deciding whether to use pearl barley or rice in a home-made vegetable soup concoction
posted 24th November 2017
Jarvis cocker in bed trying to turn his alarm of but he is half asleep has bed hair and cant see bugger all cause his glasses are on the side
posted 24th November 2017
Hey Bush
How about Rag and Bone man standing one legged on a stool trying to reach that tricky cobweb in the corner with the feather duster?
Or Siouxsie Sioux looking for change in her purse to pay the milkman (cos this is the 70's after all)
posted 24th November 2017
Bush you slag, how about paloma faith trying to work out which switch down stairs turns on the upstairs lights
posted 24th November 2017
ARE YOU IN 'STOP THE WORLD' IN LEIGH-ON-SEA??
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE OLIVIER GIROUD TRYING TO T-CUT A MASSIVE SCRATCH OUT OF AN AUSTIN ALLEGRO.
ALSO I KEEP ASKING YOU TO DO SINITTA PRESENTING SPAM TO SIMON COWELL WHILE HE'S ON A SUN LOUNGER. SINITTA SERVES THE SPAM ON MASSIVE LEAVES.
LOVE TO YOU ANDREW,
MARK
@eatenmyshorts
posted 24th November 2017
Can we have "The Stone Roses" untangling their Christmas Lights, and Baubles in preparation for the festive season.
Cheers
Banno.
posted 24th November 2017
Hi Andy- Request idea from my mom actually but how about Sting / Cleaning Wheely bin or toilet?
posted 24th November 2017
Ed Sheeran realising it's an empty roll after starting his number 2
Dave Grohl having his ears waxed
James Cordon overpacking his Tesco bag to avoid having to buy another and not being able to get the handles close enough together to hold it
Anthony Joshua changing the litter tray and leaving a trail of it as he carries it to the bin
posted 26th November 2017
Alright Bush. I’d like to see a pic of Sharon Osborne in the shower picking Ozzys pubes off the soap.
posted 28th November 2017