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eBook

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Get the glorious digital version in your sweaty Kindle and pore over every detail. At this price we might mention you in the back but we might also spell it wrong.

Hardback

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A first edition hardback, ebook edition and your name in the back of the book.

Personal Data Analysis

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James will analyse your Twitter presence using magic code that will reveal data insights into your life. Pay up now and message James on Twitter to get your analysis.

Signed

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A signed first edition hardback, ebook edition and your name in the back of the book.

Sponsor a page number

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Your name or twitter handle will be printed on a page in the book next to the page number saying 'sponsored by...', plus a signed first edition hardback, ebook edition and your name in the back of the book. Claim your page by sending James a message on Twitter at @Psythor - and who bets 69 goes first? Nice.

Send a copy to Trump

1 pledge

We will send one on your behalf to Donald Trump in the White House, plus a signed first edition hardback, ebook edition and your name in the back of the book.

Banner ad

For the low low price of £125 you can have YOUR banner ad in this book like it's the Internet in 1997. Simply submit your cash and James will get in touch asking for your greyscale JPEG to stick at the top of the page of your choice. Disclaimer: if we don't like the look of your banner ad we'll set dogs on you (we mean negotiate something that works with both of us)

A loving dedication

1 pledge

We will print a 'loving' dedication to you on a special page at the front of the book. Plus A signed first edition hardback, ebook edition and your name in the back of the book.

15 minutes of Tech Support

James will give you 15 minutes of tech support on the phone to explain how something works or fix a problem. Plus a signed first edition hardback, ebook edition and your name in the back of the book.

Talk to me

James will come and give a talk about data to your business. Plus a signed first edition hardback, ebook edition and your name in the back of the book.

Pick a topic

James will data analyse a topic of your choice and include his findings in the book (topic to be mutually agreed). Plus a signed first edition hardback, ebook edition and your name in the back of the book.

Build a bot

James will build you a bot in the style of @trumpnewyorker which will take your account (or another, subject to negotiation) and match every new tweet with either a New Yorker cartoon or a Matt cartoon.