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A dark, funny and feminist debut short story collection

Ebook

89 pledges

Ebook edition and your name in the back of the book.

Hardback

120 pledges

1st edition hardback, ebook edition and your name in the back of the book.

Collectable

55 pledges

Signed 1st edition hardback, ebook edition and your name in the back of the book.

Book bag

20 pledges

An exclusive, Bad Romance cotton tote bag that can roll up small to fit inside your handbag and be whipped out to carry spontaneous purchases of books, or champagne, or your heels when you need to run from that bad romance. Plus signed 1st edition hardback, ebook edition etc.

The single ladies' reading list

3 pledges

A copy of a book chosen by Emily from her own bookshelves about the single life, London life or love gone bad – with a personal dedication. Plus a canvas book bag, the signed, 1st edition hardback, etc.
Numbers limited

HardBloc

A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get you and three friends to the renowned Bloc nightclub in Hackney Wick for any 10 nights held at the club between now and the summer solstice of 2018. Plus a signed hardback edition, ebook edition and your name in the back of the book.
Only 10 available

Collage

10 pledges

Emily is a collage artist whose work has been featured in Metro and exhibited at the Decorative Antiques & Textiles Fair in Battersea Park, London. Become the proud owner of an approximately A4-sized collage, at a discount on the retail price. Plus the signed, 1st edition hardback, etc.
Only 16 available
Collages may vary

Burn your bad romance

1 pledge

Heartbroken? Lovelorn? Desperate to get over your ex? Emily found burning her wedding dress wonderfully cathartic and will help you start a cleansing pyre of your unwanted relationship mementos in the mosaic fire pit filmed on this very page. A signed first edition and a glass of fizz will be provided. 
Numbers limited
South west London. Travel and expenses not included

Personalised collage

2 pledges

Do you have a document that you’d like to see immortalised in collage? A love letter that you’ll always remember? Or one that reminds you: never again? A train ticket out of there? Send it to us and Emily will incorporate it into a fitting collage, along with a tiny piece of lightly-smoked wedding dress that was rescued from the film on this page. Plus the signed, 1st edition, etc.
Only 16 available
Collages may vary

Pitching to magazines workshop

8 pledges

Emily has worked as a commissioning editor at The Spectator and written for the Mail on Sunday, the Evening Standard, Dazed and Confused and The Guardian. In this four-hour (morning or afternoon) workshop she will explain how to grab a busy editor’s attention, what commissioning editors are looking for and how to adapt your pitch to different sections and publications. Bring a pitch for a brief, personal consultation.
Maximum of 12 people per workshop
Held in London - travel not included

Book club package - silver

3 pledges

Ten first edition copies of the hardback for members of your group. Plus your names (up to 10) in the back of the book.

Postage free (UK only)

Book club package - gold

3 pledges

Ten signed first edition copies of the hardback, each with a list of questions to discuss and themes to consider, specially designed for book clubs. Plus your names (up to 10) in the back of the book.

Postage free (UK only)

Super friend

1 pledge

Be listed in a special section at the top of the supporters list at the back of the book, plus a signed 1st edition hardback and the ebook edition.

Patron

Your name printed in the front of the book thanking you for your contribution, plus five signed 1st edition hardbacks and the ebook edition.