Friends!  Comrades!  Fellow supporters of Revolution (in Transnistria and in Publishing)!  Through the heroic efforts of Nick Danziger and myself, the blaring and discordant trumpet of Western capitalism -- The Times -- will publish our glorious, six-page article about the Heroic People's Republic (and its dishy Foreign Minister)!  Let us rise as one from our beds of political slumber and rush out to buy a copy on Saturday morning.  Victory is ours (for a token £1.50)!  yours in eternal brotherhood, Comrade Rory