Comrades! Join us in the Glorious People’s Republic of Transnistria
Back in the USSR – Heroic Adventures in Transnistria
Ian Fleming could not have imagined a better place to set his latest thriller: an upstart mini-state at the edge of Europe which looks to Lenin and Stalin for leadership, with a Facebook-savvy Cheryl Cole-lookalike foreign minister, a breathtakingly wealthy football club founded by KGB officers that’s determined to dominate the European Champions League, and a retired general with private zoo and free-roaming anaconda. Is this wild and wacky Cold War fiction? No, it’s real, modern day Transnistria.
Transnistria is a nowhereland hugging a narrow valley near the Black Sea. No bigger than Cornwall or Rhode Island, this unrecognised country is a Soviet museum occupied by Russian 'peace-keepers'. Its oligarchs in Adidas track suits hunt wild boar with AK-47s. Its young people train for revolution at the Che Guevara High School of Political Leadership. Its secret factories have supplied arms to Chechnya and electrical cable for Iran’s nuclear power programme. Yet its supporters champion it as a peace-loving exemplar of cyber-age democracy.
Friends! Comrades! Come and join us on a journey into the heart of the new age Russian Revolution. Venture to this terra incognita with award-winning photojournalist Nick Danziger and best-selling author Rory MacLean as they lift the veil on Europe's most secret state. Gaze in awe at the audacity of its creation, the slickness of its business elite and its personable, drop-dead-gorgeous government ministers. Visit a Red Army retirement home. Learn how to sustain the half lotus yoga position with a KGB colonel.
Stand together with heroic citizens on the factory floors and knee-deep in the fallow fields of collective farms and celebrate Transnistria’s uniqueness as the only country in the world not to have recognised the collapse of the Soviet Union. Let the balalaikas ring out as the Great Game is played on, and find yourself back in the USSR... with a difference.
Snow flurries danced in the air, caught the slipstream of a shivering trolley bus, whipped into the faces of the flat-capped men towing wooden carts toward the market. At a bus stop thick-set commuters waited in battle fatigues. Young women, their faces haloed in deep, fur-lined hoods, stamped the winter cold out of their high-heeled boots. The ancient trolley shuddered to a halt, its contacts sparking and crackling on the iced overhead wires. The driver swung down from his cab, hoisted himself up onto the roof and – with raw hands blackened with grease – hacked the ice off the contacts with a broken bayonet. He eased the arms back onto the lines, ignored the passengers and continued on his way, past babushkas selling tangerines frozen as hard as orange rocks.
Heroic Proof Arrives – Glory to the People!
Sunday, 5 October 2014
Comrades! Yesterday our socialist hearts soared! Comrade Nick and I opened the first bound proof of 'BACK IN THE USSR: Heroic Adventures in Transnistria'. Together we held in our hands the glorious result of our labours and your fearless support, gripped each other in fraternal brotherhood and declared for all the world to hear, 'This is a sure winner!' (echoing the noble optimism of First Secretary…
Crimea, Revolution and BACK IN THE USSR publication date
Tuesday, 22 April 2014
Friends! Fellow revolutionaries! Glory to the People's Republic of Transnistria, and its brothers and sisters in the new Republic of Crimea and Sevastopol! Comrade Danziger and I are proud to announce that BACK IN THE USSR's text has been updated to reflect this new age of dictatorial decrees and ersatz annexations. Our heroic brother-designer Mark Thomson is working tirelessly to deliver the…
Saturday Times Magazine!
Friday, 24 January 2014
Friends! Comrades! Fellow supporters of Revolution (in Transnistria and in Publishing)! Through the heroic efforts of Nick Danziger and myself, the blaring and discordant trumpet of Western capitalism -- The Times -- will publish our glorious, six-page article about the Heroic People's Republic (and its dishy Foreign Minister)! Let us rise as one from our beds of political slumber and rush out…
Caption the photos
Thursday, 28 November 2013
Can you guess what is happening in these photos? The person who is closest to the truth, or comes up with the funniest captions, will win a copy of the book. It's 89% funded, so please share and get your friends involved to help us get to 100% and start a revolution.
Nick & Rory
These people are helping to fund Back in the USSR.