Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of

By Stuart Ashen


Thursday, 26 November 2015



I'm going on a short book signing tour!  Look, here's a picture giving you details and everything:

Do drop in if you happen to live near one of the centrally located places on our budget conscious route!  You don't need to book or anything - just come along around the designated time.  If you want one of the trade editions of the book for some reason, like your gran wants one for St Swithin's Day, then you might want to pre-order a copy to be safe.

I am very pleased to say that the unsigned ULTRA-LUXURY BACKER COPIES you pledged for will be on their way to you shortly, and should be in your hands before the tour starts if you'd like them signed.  (We'll have book plates on hand than can be signed and stuck in your copies in case of isolated book-lack incidents.)

For those of you who pledged for signed copies - I'll be signing them next week, and they'll be sent out straight after.




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Lindsey Lawrence
 Lindsey Lawrence says:

Gutted there's no Welsh dates :( Still excited to get your book!

posted 26th November 2015

Doctor PhD
 Doctor PhD says:

No Scottish dates either :(

Less super fun time and more super bum time unless you live in England. Have fun all you lucky buggers living south of the border!

posted 26th November 2015

Andrew Brown
 Andrew Brown says:

yes, all of my yes, see you in manchester

posted 26th November 2015

Shanneen Murphy
 Shanneen Murphy says:

Shame there are no Northern England dates - Cumbria never gets any love :(

posted 26th November 2015

Dixie Pickles
 Dixie Pickles says:

Whooooop! Can't wait. And I can't wait to play Pisswhistle either! :D

posted 26th November 2015

Shareef Turner
 Shareef Turner says:

Nooooooo come to Bristol you butt!

posted 26th November 2015

Mark Green
 Mark Green says:

Awesome. Do we know when the eBooks are due?

Reading Waterstones is just across the road from Eclectic Games, I'm sure they'll host a few games of Pisswhistle if you like ;)

posted 26th November 2015

Michael Bailey
 Michael Bailey says:

I am eagerly awaited the signed copy which will be vacuum sealed and stored in a vault for the next 200 years so that the super mutants of the future can know how bleak and awful our games once were. (Thats assuming that Fallout 5 happens for real, thanks Turkey.)

posted 26th November 2015

Wilhelm Svenselius
 Wilhelm Svenselius says:

Not coming to Sweden then? Why, that upsets me greatly!

posted 26th November 2015

Jason Ashmore
 Jason Ashmore says:

I'll probably be at the Nottingham one. Pretty cool.

posted 27th November 2015

Harry Morrow
 Harry Morrow says:

Not coming to Australia either. :(

I fork out $90 aud and the lazy git can't even be bothered to spend several grand doing an Australian tour.

posted 27th November 2015

Bryan Mac
 Bryan Mac says:

Too late to get my name in the book but I'm just glad there are still signed copies available. I live in north of Scotland so I'd have had no hope getting it signed if I had left it any later :)

posted 28th November 2015

Andrew Fisher
 Andrew Fisher says:

I'm sad to miss the London signing, but luckily Ashens signed a copy of his movie for me, so I can just trace it into my book.

posted 3rd December 2015

Michael Hayward
 Michael Hayward says:

Damnit Stuart! I'm busy tomorrow!

Guess seeing you at Comic Con was enough...

posted 4th December 2015

Ed James
 Ed James says:

I haven't got my book yet :o What is he supposed to sign if I don't have my book? A potato?

posted 4th December 2015

Caitlin Harvey
 Caitlin Harvey says:

Hi everyone,

The books are being sent out from our warehouse as soon as they can. We've had rather a lot of orders for this book so it's taking a little longer than usual. The unsigned copies are being sent out first as Stuart had to sign 2000 of the books last week. Please look out for a dispatch email from Unbound which will let you know your tracking information when your order is on its way to you.

Best wishes,

Caitlin - Unbound Community & Events Manager

posted 7th December 2015

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