You will immediately receive a digital copy of my first spoken word album, The Metamorphillip. In 2014, I sat down with several musical instruments (which I can’t play) and recorded 20 stories and poems. This rare recording is not available anywhere else, plus the ebuk.
You get the signed and annotated scripts for both of my full-length Edinburgh Fringe comedy shows, DANIEL PIPER IS IN FOUR GANGS (2016) and DANIEL PIPER’S DAY OFF (2017). You also get the book, with your name in the front.
You get a beautiful print containing a piece of writing of about anyone or anything you like. You also get the paperback and electronic copies of the book. It would be a bit crap if you also had to buy the book separately.
You get a beautiful print containing a piece of writing of about anyone or anything you like, plus a very special video recording of the piece. I will use proper lighting, dress up smart and do my hair. You also get the paperback and electronic copies of the book, with your name in the front.
You will immediately receive a beautiful analogue copy of my Instagram writing page, @danielpiperwords. This handmade square hardback volume contains 60 selected pieces, many of which are not included in Arbitrary & Unnecessary. Each limited edition book is signed and numbered. You also get the main book, with your name in the front.
You get a personalised piece, but it is beautifully printed and presented in a frame for you to put on your wall. Much better than a crappy inspirational poster which says ‘carpe the day’ or something. You also get the paperback book and your name in the front of the book
You get one of the original posters which appeared in the windows of every Nationwide Building Society in the UK last summer after I read poetry for two of their TV adverts. My Dad is trying to get rid of this so please help. You also get the book, with your name in the front.
OMG. Deep breath before this one. Ok, right, so, you get a personalised pice of writing(erotic or non-erotic). But it’s IN the book. Like, PART of the book. So it could potentially be seen by millions of people. What better way to tell that special person you love them, or insult your boss?! You get the book too. I’m not going to put your piece in the book then not give you the book.