You get a beautiful postcard containing a piece of writing of about anyone or anything you like. You also get the paperback and electronic copies of the book. It would be a bit crap if you also had to buy the book separately.
You get a personalised piece, but it is beautifully printed and presented in a frame for you to put on your wall. Much better than a crappy inspirational poster which says ‘carpe the day’ or something. You also get the paperback book and your name in the front of the book
OMG. Deep breath before this one. Ok, right, so, you get a personalised pice of writing(erotic or non-erotic). But it’s IN the book. Like, PART of the book. So it could potentially be seen by millions of people. What better way to tell that special person you love them, or insult your boss?! You get the book too. I’m not going to put your piece in the book then not give you the book.
Right. Just, sort of, hold on to something or someone before reading this one. So, as well as the book, and your name in the Super Patrons at the front, you will get the original hand-written front cover print by me. There is only one of these in the world, and it will almost definitely be worth a lot of money one day. It’s a piece of history. Get in there fast. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. Okay, you can let go.