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The debut collection of comedy short stories, poems and plays by writer, comedian and national poetry slam champion Daniel Piper.

Ebuk

7 pledges

You get a digital copy of the book. The e-book. Ebook? eBook? Ebuk? Ebuk. And your name in the back of the book

Book + ebuk

21 pledges

You get the delightful paperback edition of the book, the ebuk too and your name in the back of the book.

Special book + ebuk / Special offer

15 pledges

You get the delightful paperback and electronic editions of the book and your name in the list of Super Patrons in the front of the book.

Postcard / Special offer

6 pledges

You get a beautiful postcard containing a short story from my incredible Instagram page, @danielpiperwords. You also get the paperback book and your name in the front of the book

30 available

Personalised postcard

4 pledges

You get a beautiful postcard containing a piece of writing of about anyone or anything you like. You also get the paperback and electronic copies of the book. It would be a bit crap if you also had to buy the book separately.

15 available

Erotic personalised postcard

As above, but the personalised piece is erotic.

10 available

Carpe the day

3 pledges

You get a personalised piece, but it is beautifully printed and presented in a frame for you to put on your wall. Much better than a crappy inspirational poster which says ‘carpe the day’ or something. You also get the paperback book and your name in the front of the book

Only 5 available

Personalised piece in the bloody book

2 pledges

OMG. Deep breath before this one. Ok, right, so, you get a personalised pice of writing(erotic or non-erotic). But it’s IN the book. Like, PART of the book. So it could potentially be seen by millions of people. What better way to tell that special person you love them, or insult your boss?! You get the book too. I’m not going to put your piece in the book then not give you the book.

Only 5 available

I saw him before he was famous!!!!!!!!!

I will come and play a gig for you and your friend(s) in your house. It’ll be fun! Maybe I’ll bring some poetic or musical friends. I’ll also bring a copy of the book, which I will allow you to have.

Front cover print

Right. Just, sort of, hold on to something or someone before reading this one. So, as well as the book, and your name in the Super Patrons at the front, you will get the original hand-written front cover print by me. There is only one of these in the world, and it will almost definitely be worth a lot of money one day. It’s a piece of history. Get in there fast. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. Okay, you can let go.

Dedicated / Sold out

1 pledge