You're too late. It's gone. My eternal gratitude is no longer up for grabs. An anonymous supporter has generously pledged for it. I'm still trying to work out who it could be? Cillian Murphy? Ian McEwan? Richard Curtis? The woman down the road with the fluffy dogs? More seriously, I'm wondering how I'm going to be able to write a personal dedication to a person who's anonymous. Whatever, my vow of eternal gratitude is hereby activated. Thank you, sir or madam.
There are still plenty of other rewards on offer, by the way. Eloise, Bradley and I are 37% along the way to publication. A few more kind pledges and we'll be halfway there.