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THE GRAND BOOK COVER REVEAL!

There have been many moments along this book writing journey where I have felt pangs of "THIS NOW FEELS REAL" - like when the very first person subscribed on here or when I got my friend Sarah to read the book or when I pressed 'send' on getting my frist draft to the editor. This has already been such a rollercoaster but this moment right now really really REALLY makes the book feel real. I've personally loved seeing other authors have these big moments where they unveil their book covers for all to see and to be here myself!!! Well. I am still rendered a bit baffled that I've pulled it off and that YOU helped make all this happen.

SO WITHOUT FURTHER BLA BLA BLA... HERE SHE IS:

I launched this project ONE WHOLE YEAR ago and at the start my book was called 'How to glitter a turd'. I will share why I changed the title in a future update but for now I wanted to acknowledge the slight change that I made during the writing process.

I think the cover has captured me and my tone perfectly and best of all, the falling glittery bits will actually be embossed and thus satisfy all my tactility needs. That might not at all be a book turn on for you but since my life's purpose is getting you to touch and FEEL your boobs I very much love that the cover is a nod to that, too.

I wanted you lovely book backers and subscribers to see the cover first because you are the ones who will be holding it first! I wanted to also thank you again SO much for being part of this, for your keen interest in my musings and life story and for giving another human all the warmest lovelielst feels.

Full steam ahead to publication now! Please remember there is still loads of time for people to back this and as such pre-order my book, bag one of my rewards and of course have their name printed in the back of the book - so please keep sharing.

From one grinning cheshire cat, adios for now!

Kris x

Art director: Mark Ecob

Designer: Anna Morrison

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